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Favourite things

May’s my favourite time of year to be on Menorca. For lots of reasons. This month marks the official start to the tourist season – although these days many hotels still don’t open until mid-month – and there are signs that summer is officially on its way everywhere. Piles of sunbeds and parasols appear on [...]

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Biannual birthdays

As if one birthday a year wasn’t enough, Spaniards somehow manage to get away with duplicating self-centred celebrations – with a get together when they come of age, and a second one when it’s their saint’s day. I was quite excited about this at first. My saint’s day, St George, is a good few months [...]

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Things that get washed up

North winds, well, winds blowing in any direction really, give Menorca’s coastline a good battering over the winter, so when you go for a walk on the beach, or venture up to the edge of a low-lying cliff, you spot all sorts of things that the sea has spat out onto the shore. I’m not [...]

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To do list

I’m a big fan of ‘to do’ lists. Simply writing down what I need to do, rather than actually getting on and doing it, is a great way to procrastinate. And it has the added benefit of making me feel incredibly organised. So it’s only natural that I should have a Menorca ‘to do’ list. [...]

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The peseta’s resurrection

Some things are sacred to Spaniards, and any suggestions to the contrary are not going to make you very popular. Don’t bother cracking a joke that insults their home town, or their mother, or that much-missed, and frequently lauded piece of metal: the peseta. Cast your mind back and you’ll remember it too – perhaps [...]

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Seasonal suffering

At first it seemed like a passing phase. A minor blip in Menorca’s gentle transition from blustery autumn to the warm winds of spring, just a few days of chill – a token gesture to winter – that would quickly be forgotten. But that was before we had two days (TWO!) of snow and what [...]

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The charm equation

What is it about Menorca that makes it so charming? I heard one theory as to what adds to Menorca’s charm this week: that our little Balearic Isle takes a bit of effort to get to. The idea being that this sense of isolation, of being 30 minutes by plane from the mainland, and too [...]

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It’s (not) just a game

Real Madrid. Barça. There’s no room for indifference when it comes to these two football teams. Regardless of your personal sporting abilities and/or couch potato skills, one never-written, always adhered to obligation placed on Spaniards and Spanish residents is that you must have a preference when it comes to a Real Madrid / Barça clash [...]

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Keeping a secret

Sometimes it’s hard to keep a secret, and the truth be known, I’m actually running out of them, especially Menorcan ones. And now I’ve been asked to give up two more. I just hope that the island will churn out a few more over the course of the year, so I can restock my secret [...]

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Great grapes

That Spaniards like to stuff twelve grapes down their throats at midnight on December 31st is no secret. It’s part of their end-of-year ritual – alongside copious amounts of cava – and a successful gobbling of grapes is a good-luck insurance policy for the year to come. But even as my Spanish New Year’s Eve [...]

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